Used to be you had to show good behaviour to get out of jail before your sentence was up. In these obese times, being fat works just as well... This just in from the newsdesk: a 430 pound (195 kg) convict was released early from a Quebec prison because his jailers could not accommodate his enormous frame. Michel Lapointe served more than two years in jail on drug charges and was released three months early last Tuesday. The decision was made in May by a Quebec judge after prison officials said they were unable to find Lapointe a chair or table large enough to fit him. Sleeping wasn´t easy either, as the standard prison bed proved much too small. Lapointe described his time in prison as ´a living hell´.
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